Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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