i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i believe in u and ur pee
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
