so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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