So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
