this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think people are normalizing furries
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
