but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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