I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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