Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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