i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
