Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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