i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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