I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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