is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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