the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Soap is not a condiment
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
True strength comes from lack of pants
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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