i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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