At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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