The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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