in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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