and she was petting her beer can
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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