you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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