so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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