After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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