I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
