Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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