no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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