Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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