white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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