Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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