it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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