i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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