Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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