We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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