All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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