Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
