well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
