he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
