she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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