its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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