I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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