she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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