if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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