Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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