Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
