google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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