Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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