We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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