Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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