The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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