If i come over, it means nothing
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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