Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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