he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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