matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
