Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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