i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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