so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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